The Californiac is unable to talk about anything but California except when heinterrupts himself to knock every other place on the face of the earth. Helooks wi... » 

The Californiac is unable to talk about anything but California except when heinterrupts himself to knock every other place on the face of the earth. Helooks with pity on anybody born outside of California and he believes that noone who has ever seen California willingly lives elsewhere. He himself oftenlives elsewhere but he never admits that it is from choice. «